July 7th, 2010 by Phil H
See what happens when you don’t do your research!
I sense a design flaw somewhere that could have been prevented with a little bit of market research and a proper planning session. Turns out not all bananas are the same shape and size. Who would have thought it?
Bananas: giving it to you straight
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Speaking as the owner of the Banana Armour in question, I would like to point out that in the three years since I acquired it, this is the first banana that has failed to submit to the cosy plastic cuddle of this innovative aid to fruit portability.
I demand an apology.
I don’t think that’s a real banana.
The Banana shown above is a European Banana which has been grown within an controlled environment. Where as a Banana grown in a natual climate bends, this is due to the skin wilting, caused by the humidity.
Europe does not reach the desired heights of humidity to cause the wilting – hence a straight Banana.
Maybe they should have produced an armour for the Banana which has a flexible middle section to allow for Banana moulding.
Banana moulding – may be I’m on to something there!